February to me is the most dreaded month- so close yet so far from Spring.
February’s only redeeming quality is that my daughter’s birthday is early in the month but truly the rest of it can piss off!!!
My daughter turned 27 this year – holy man – she was like 5 a week ago.
And Valentine’s Day – while I deeply love my hubs – if he can’t get me a gift/card/flowers any other day of the year – don’t think that one little day is going to make up for it buddy!!! I am of course kidding.
Hubs is a true gem.
I had a friend message me to tell me how much she likes reading my blog. I, in turn, responded Thank You of course – I love to hear that people are enjoying my silliness and then I felt kinda bad.
I have not posted in a bit. I’m sorry.
I truly hate this February month – I say we start a petition to ban this month except of course my daughter’s birthday but she may be willing to change that – I’ll ask her and get back to you.
February is the shortest month but always seems the longest!!!
It is always colder and we are officially in countdown mode until two things – daylight savings time and spring.
FYI – Ladies and Gents – mostly Ladies – daylight savings time start is 26 days – count ’em 26 days.
While it must be noted that the days ARE getting longer – the sun IS getting warmer (if you stand still – wearing all black clothing and don’t breath) – it is coming.
Now- the question of the day my dear readers – will March come in like a lion and go out like a lamb??? It had better or I will officially bitch slap that month to February status and we will be left with just 10 months!
Hmmmm… 10 months?? will that throw off the space time continuum? – (I’m a geek)
Let’s do the math shall we??
January you are still on bliss from the holidays – still feeling that Christmas high – February/March – piss off!! – April – flowers are blooming (or you hope so or April my dear you’ll end up like February and March – just saying) – May – YEA!!! – June bliss – July bliss – August- bliss- September – the month of MY birth – so she stays – October – two things – Turkey (in Canada) and glorious fall colour – November – impending doom (this month is on the “list”) and December is Christmas – so when you break it down like that – I guess it’s not that bad – right??
So – my dears- a recap – February bite me – March you had better watch yourself – April – your good for now – May through September – you are fine- October – I will keep an eye on you – November – on the fence and December – you are fine but lucky because of Christmas.
Good lord – I just ran through a whole year.
I’m babbling.
Bottom line – I’m ready for Spring – it can any time- aaaannnndddd SPRING!! didn’t work but it will soon.
Have a great night/day/morning/afternoon – whatever your time zone- we are all in this together!!!
Orange Acres 