GO AWAY!!!

Winter – please go away – I’m asking quite nicely.

I’d like to go to be able to just go outside without having to do the 5 basic ballet moves getting into the Farmer Jane coveralls.

I’d like to go outside without having to don my cammo skull toque wrecking my perfectly coiffed hair and making it all fuzzy and staticky!!!

I’d like the wind to NOT smear perfectly applied make up.

I’d like to go outside with bare hands so I can actually feel the picker and not have it slip through my double gloved/mitted hands.

I’d like to not have to trip and roll over poop balls like walking on marbles.

I’d like my feet to be dry and warm.

I’d like to see Rudy the Robin flitting around and singing to me.

I’d like to NOT do the Canadian Break Dance moves walking to the paddock.

I’d really like to skip right over the muddy season and go right to nice dry footing to ride fat horses and get them in shape for this season.

I’d like to not waste gas warming up my truck.

I’d like to wear shorts and bitch and moan about the buggy season that is impending.

I want to see the Parade of Bats – bonfires- smell the dead worms and dog poop smell of Spring.

I want to sit outside until 9pm and grumble about the mosquitos.

I want to feel the warmth of the sun on bare arms and legs and get a nice summer glow.

So – if it is not too much trouble – Winter – kindly piss off!!!

Thank you!