I could quite possibly get sued for copyrite infringement or for being an incredibly bad lyricist – which I am NOT FYI – but – I was giggling the whole time I was doing chores and literally banged this out in less than 5 minutes.
Please forgive my lunacy – it’s been a long as week.
To the tune of Alanis Morisette’s “Hand in Pocket” – I’d like to present – Bot Knife in Pocket – my horsey/farmer friends will so totally get this.
I’m broke but I’m happy,
So broke that I juggle bills.
Don’t sleep but I’m waking up.
The Livestock is hungry,
Mud in the paddock baby…
Cause what is all come down to,
Is that everything’s gonna be fine, fine fine,
Cause I’ve got a bot knife in my pocket,
And the other one carries a hoof pick.
I feel good but discouraged,
The ground – it will never freeze,
This wet will never go away.
The horses don’t care,
The chickens don’t either
There’s a huge lack of day light baby…
But what is all comes down to,
Is that everything is gonna be quite alright…
Cause I’ve got a bot knife in my pocket,
And the other one is full of baler twine.
Chores done but still more to do,
Again – apologies for the silliness that has taken over this week.
Orange Acres 