OK – Mother Nature – what is up with you lately? Is everything OK?
I do not mind the warmer winter – it was quite pleasant to not have to sell a kidney to pay for heating bills this past winter.
I do have to take slight offence in your mood over the past three weeks though and I am wondering if there is anything that I – as a fellow woman – can do?
First – the deep freeze? What the hell was that about? You kept the temps above average through the coldest months of our winter and then what?? experienced a hot flash and decided to plunge us into sub zero temps for a few days?
Then – OK – really??? Were you feeling upstaged by others when you decided to dump on us – in one day mind you – the heaviest snowfall since I don’t know when??
And what is with this rain/snow/rain/snow SNRAIN bullshit??
Coming home to a flooded garage/barn/basement (sort of) – not really the capper of my day. Lucky I made it home with the people who have seemed to have forgotten how to drive in wet weather.
So – dear Mother Nature- what can I do to help you? I thought I was doing enough – I recycle – I respect your enviroment – I talk to my plants and trees and critters and stuff.
Do you need a hug? A vacation – wait – a nice glass of wine??
You know where I live – if you want to talk it out – the Pinot Grigio is chilling and my door is open.
Just one last request please – could you cut back on the wind just a bit – I need my electric fence to stay up and also my trees – I think they may be pissed at you if they fell over and I know I would be a little disappointed.
Anything I can do to help – let me know.
Thanks!
Orange Acres 