Things that make you go….hmmmm….

Great 90’s deep cut- check it out.

There are really tons of things that make me go hmmmm right now.

Example 1 – it is April 10th – APRIL and it was 26C here today? It’s April? Is it a cruel joke like that may I don’t know we will get snow in May.

Fact – I camped in snow May 24 long weekend back in 2000.

Example 2 – the never ending ineptitude of our governing body and the ever lingering lack of vaccines?

“By All Means, Move At A Glacial Pace. You Know How That Thrills Me.” ( NOTE I DO NOT OWN THIS PICTURE) just covering my ass.

Fact – I did get my first shot this week so that is something.

Example 3 – It’s allergy season people!!! I am not a viral plague of COVID – I have allergies!!!

Fact – the store was out of allergy meds today so it’s not just me so THERE!!!!

Example 4 – it’s an arrow – it’s not lava!!!!

Fact – don’t worry if you walk against the arrows if I am in the aisle – I won’t like get all arrow police on you – I won’t dress you down – I may mutter ‘really’ under my breath (really depends on the day I had) and should you happen to hear it – I won’t apologize.

Example 5 – The blatant disregard of people who stick their fat little faces into to shit that is clearly none of their business !?

Fact – End of topic – stop doing it!

Example 6 – WHY OH WHY do some asshats hold an anti lockdown rally in my hood and make our sweet little town look like a bunch of back water rednecks who don’t give a tiny rats ass about humanity?

Fact – this one burned me bad but Karma that cruel bitch yanked their liquor license so I can only hope they close. Shame on them!

Example 7- going back up to example 1 – being April – pretty sure I did not order these mosquitos tonight? – hmmmm (see what I did there)

Fact – DEET!!!!

Am pretty sure I could go on all night with examples and facts and what not.

Realistically – there is a lot of shit right now that is makin’ a whole lotta people go hmmmm – and while I do get my undies in a bunch over stupidity – heresay and total lack of form – I can always take it back to the deep cuts of the 90’s and….

everybody-dance-now.jpg (320×311) | Office humor, Work quotes funny, Everybody  dance now

Oh…and….

How Meryl Streep Shaped The Devil Wears Prada and Its Villain, Miranda  Priestly | Vanity Fair

(don’t own any of these – still covering my ass!)

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