Earmuffs Gentle Readers…

Let me first start this blog post with I do apologize to those with delicate sensibilities as this one is about to be a little “salty” in language as quite frankly – I am done with being gentle and rainbow sparkles this week. (I will however do my best to not actually drop the F Bomb…no guarantees)

Is it really Tuesday?? – you have to got to be shitting me?? seriously the way I feel it’s got to be minimum Thursday…WTF!!!

Combing thru the news -I saw on one particular article on my “go to” news sight that Canada is in for months of cold weather.

No shit Sherlock…it’s called Winter and we deal with it every year. It’s not like it is our first FN rodeo on snow- we do know how to drive in it – survive it and plan for it.

Slow news day??? Feeling over shadowed by the Covid bullshit that it taking over our hearts, souls and minds?

Take an FN number bitch…we don’t have time for you.

And WTF is with the whole political bullshit? While I do not take an official stance on US politics – HELLO??? – I cannot even elaborate without opening up a can of whoop ass worms I’m sure.

We are Pride Week here in our city and if anyone and I do mean anyone decides to knock that – unfollow, unfriend, disassociate yourself with me now cause…nope.. no time for that hate mongering here.

The Rainbow Flag here flies high and proud here- don’t like it – don’t let the door hit you on the ass on your way out.

Will NOT even go into Canadian politics either – I don’t have the energy right now. This keg is empty.

Covid has so changed our lives – how we live – how we work – some people LOVE working from home – personally I don’t – I find it counter productive and simply a pain in my ass.

I do not like change – not one little bit – I …I… I… holy shit I am full of myself today on what I DO NOT LIKE!!!

I (sorry yes…I again) want and wish to hear what is going on in your lives – how you feel – how you are coping -how you are surviving this bullshit stupid fucking (sorry) pandemic bullshit nonsense. (you can email me at orangeacres@cogeco.ca I will respond pinky swear)

I’d like to help. To assist. To be a sounding board an ally or a support or simply to be a friend/comrade in arms.

Let’s be real darling – we are all just hanging on by the skin of our fucking (sorry) teeth.

Parents having to decide to send their children back to school in uncertain circumstances coupled with teachers who have zero clue on how to deal with the less than stellar protocols. Big yellow bus drivers having to enforce mask rules and let’s be realistic – when a person goes down the aisle against the arrow – we all lose our shit just a bit in our mind.

We are sick and FN tired of this – BUT – this is how it is.

Sigh…

I’d like to be all sparkles and unicorns right now and say it will be ok – it will get better but I have no friggin’ clue from day to day.

Hey…you…you magnificent creature out there – keep smiling – keep being absofuckinglutley fabulous (sorry) cause beouch -we all have to stick together in this fucked up(sorry) bullshit(not sorry) shit show that is our lives right now.

Power in numbers baby – power in numbers!!!

PS I don’t really hate everyone …hate is a very strong word..

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